“Sarah’s become a shadow of her former self

SARAH PALIN too thin for school or is it something far more roguish?

Look out Jane Fonda — there’s a budding new fitness guru in town – former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Now that her political career has hit a brick wall, scary-skinny Sarah is hoping to turn an upcoming workout book into a fitness empire, which would include DVDs, workout gear, health food products and even a gym franchise, say sources.

But friends fear the 48 year old mother of five’s extreme workout and diet regimen is threatening both her career and her health, as she’s carrying just 93 pounds on her 5-foot-5 frame.

“Sarah’s become a shadow of her former self and it’s really alarming,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER. “Her cheeks are sunken, her legs are pin-thin, and she has no hips. Her complexion looks leathery and her skin’s hanging off her bones. She’s even developed a turkey neck!”

According to the friend, the tea party favorite hatched a plan to launch her own fitness brand after realizing her $3 million Fox News contract as a political commentator probably won’t be renewed.



13 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Syrin
    Oct 22, 2012 @ 18:04:28

    Focusing on the 3 million dollar contract not being renewed at FoxNews.. My GOD! Why would anyone want to pay that woman that much money knowing she’s a complete fraud…


  2. WakeUpAmerica
    Oct 22, 2012 @ 19:01:04

    “Pilates by Skeleta!” Who wouldn’t pay for that.


  3. Ivyfree
    Oct 22, 2012 @ 21:00:57

    The interesting thing is that they quote “a pal.” Not “a friend.” Sarah doesn’t have friends. But there’s some pal somewhere that’s worried… who could it possibly be? Who’s close enough to Sarah to be a pal? No one’s interested in her as a friend.

    The ridiculous thing is that she thinks she can create a fitness empire. Let alone that she’s incompetent to run any business, leave it to her to come up with an idea whose time is past. Seriously. Jane Fonda did this in the 80s. Everyone’s done this. The only people doing it now are people nobody heard of on late night infomercials, because the big thing now is being not emaciated, but appropriately weighted and fit. No way does Sarah create the image of health and fitness.


  4. Dis Gusted
    Oct 23, 2012 @ 13:24:05

    5’3″ but not quibbling about her shoe height….lol

    her diet is simple – Redbull gives you wings. And nachos give you the runs….


  5. Neil
    Oct 23, 2012 @ 14:52:46

    Anything she gets published will be on the dollar table in 3 weeks.


  6. Sarah Halftime
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 07:14:24


    Alaska’s Quitter is just creepy.


  7. PollyinAK
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 08:04:36

    Even is she were the model of health and fitness, who would purchase fitness gear from her? She would be better off investing in storage companies or laundromats as a silent partner.


  8. abbafan
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 08:52:44

    Polly – she invested in a self-serve car wash that tanked, Toad’s snowmobile business tanked because she banged Brad. However, she is an expert at investing in unregistered properties; she skips out on paying the property taxes on any of them, all of them. After all, it’s that 1% thingy, don’tcha know!


  9. WakeUpAmerica
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 14:31:43

    Where is the Krazy Kristy Patullo troll? She’s off her game.


  10. Christine Bates
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 15:45:20

    Do any of you know that Sarah Palin has an Armorbearer on twitter? It is called SLParmorbearer. Just thought people should be aware of Sarah Palin’s nostalgia legacy effect on some people.


    • WakeUpAmerica
      Oct 24, 2012 @ 18:33:08

      What’s an armorbearer? Is there a vaccine for it?


      • climber357
        Oct 27, 2012 @ 07:26:20

        There are 40 references in scripture that immediately come to mind. Not a single one of them apply to this idiot on twitter.

        Think Sancho Panza, Don Quixote´s squire. He was a short, pot-bellied peasant with a gross appetite. Now take away Sanchoś common sense and vulgar wit.

        Payroll Palinbot.

  11. Moles
    Oct 24, 2012 @ 19:32:24

    “According to the friend, the tea party favorite hatched a plan to launch her own fitness brand after realizing her $3 million Fox News contract as a political commentator probably won’t be renewed.”
    $3,000,000??!! For what exactly? The deranged babble from a screaming psychopath?


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