Sarah Palin: The Conservative Embarrassment

by Chelsea Hoffman

Sarah Palin is the GOP’s great white embarrassment from America’s great white north. After she pretty much ruined John McCain’s political career (while boosting her family’s skeezy reality T.V. career), she isn’t welcomed to campaign for the new candidates or speak at the upcoming convention. Nonetheless, Fox News still finds her useful enough to keep around for commentary when they don’t have anyone else lined up to entertain their sheep-like viewers. Does she like that attention? You baaaa-aaa-aaatcha!

Momma grizzly offered some advice for President Barack Obama while commenting on a segment of Greta Van Susteren’s Fox News program, but even in her normal idiocy it was a moment of clarity that made even Van Susteren direct her away to something else — like attacking the president instead. She said:

The strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary. And I don’t want to throw out that suggestion and have them actually accept the suggestion because then a Obama/Hillary Clinton ticket would have a darn good chance of winning. But really, Joe Biden really drags down that ticket.

She did make one good point, however, and that was that voters need to educate themselves as much as possible before voting in this election. That was probably something else of an embarrassment for the conservative-backed Fox News, because as most people know by now, an informed voter is a liberal voter.

Sarah Palin isn’t a very bright woman; that’s for sure. Though she is good at getting attention with her annoyingly folksy voice and her ever-changing facial structure that seems to get stretched tighter the older she gets. Her constant whining about “the media,” on the other hand is getting pretty old, considering she doesn’t appear to have the slightest understanding of the U.S. Constitution. Well, there’s a reason why she couldn’t stick as governor, and she sure as hell never made it as Vice President of the United States.


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Xenon
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 09:15:17

    “Her constant whining about “the media,” on the other hand is getting pretty old, considering she…”

    …has shamelessly suckled herself fat at the very same teat she chronically disparages. Hypocrite. Fail…epic.


  2. dragonpuff
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 10:21:46

    “Her constant whining about “the media,” on the other hand is getting pretty old, considering she . . .”

    . . . .all but pole dances for one of the biggest media hoaxes of our or anyone else’s lifetime–Fox News.


  3. 'sconny gal
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 10:57:33

    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can’t make her think.
    by Dorothy Parker
    ’bout sums it up……………..


  4. mommom
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 11:11:09

    I think she tried to make a snarky reference to her handlers on the McCain campaign discussing replacing her at the time.


  5. WakeUpAmerica
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 13:35:03

    “… an informed voter is a liberal voter.”
    So, you’ll be voting for Obama this time around, Syrin? LOL


  6. pollytickleparty
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 16:31:16

    This whole “replace Biden with Hillary” meme makes no sense AT ALL … and that bugs me.

    Yes, Palin is a stupid, vicious cow but she rarely moos unless there’s some shred of strategy behind it.

    Seems weird is that she would start the “dump Biden” thing and then toothless old dog McCain would start gumming it, too …

    Since it’s probably safe to say they’re unlikely to suggest ANYthing that’s gonna help Obama WIN … can this REALLY just be a case of ridiculously lame Biden-bashing ?

    (It ain’t paranoia when when you’re up against a sociopath.)


    • dragonpuff
      Aug 17, 2012 @ 00:45:33

      I think President Obama’s press secretary shut them up when he said
      John McCain was the last person he’d take advice from about picking a VP.
      That was a serious burn on McCain and Palin.


  7. MO
    Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:12:13

    Palin is close to reaching the face stretched extremes of Phyllis Diller. At least, Phyllis was entertaining.


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