Trump-Palin ticket in 2012?

Everyone knows that it would actually be a Palin-Trump ticket in Sarah’s mind!
 
By Bob Buttgen
 
Some weeks I enjoy following national politics and some weeks, well the subject kind of gives me a temporary bout of Tourette’s.

For most of this week, I was all set to go ballistic on Donald Trump, who is toying with the idea of running for POTUS.*

Then I go to thinking (make your own snide comment) — a Trump candidacy would be a great thing for the media. There would be so much to write about and laugh about and maybe even cry about. I mean, really. What’s wrong with a non-politician running for president?

Nothing.

We’ve had a lot of dunderheads in the White House over the years and Trump couldn’t be any worse than some of the others. And you have to give him credit for President Obama finally giving out his birth certificate. And Trump wasn’t happy with the document released by the POTUS. He wants it “examined” by experts to make sure it’s real.

But I have it on very good authority that the Pentagon is going to make sure the birth certificate is given the green light of approval because it would be a national security nightmare if it’s proven that President Obama truly was born outside of the United States.

If that could ever be proven, chaos would erupt both in our beloved country and around the world.

One repercussion that is being kept a secret would be that every U.S. taxpayer would get a full refund of every tax dollar paid in during the faux President’s term, should he be proven to NOT be eligible for president.

Other fallout could involve the scores of the past three Super Bowls being reversed; American Idol winners would have to give up their titles; Conan O’Brien would get The Tonight Show back; gasoline would go back to $2.50 a gallon; and last, but least, Sarah Palin would assume command of the Oval Office.

But like I said, the Pentagon and the Joint Chief of Staffs (sounds like the guys who ran my dormitory back in college) are keeping a lid on this birth certificate situation and will not allow the document to be proven false.

Thank goodness!

And speaking of Mrs. Palin, I think she would be a great running mate for Mr. Trump. We can only hope.

A Facebook page  for this amazing duo has been created.

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18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. climber357
    May 01, 2011 @ 10:57:57

    sarah to Trump: ¨Help! I´ve fallen, and I can´t get up.¨
    Trump: ¨I know. All your base are belong to me.¨

    Reply

  2. Balzafiar
    May 01, 2011 @ 11:46:30

    Running mate? Hell no — she wants to be his next wife!

    Reply

  3. Dinty
    May 01, 2011 @ 11:48:50

    The tagline n the bumper stickers could read “You’re Fired / I Quit”

    Reply

    • Eli
      May 01, 2011 @ 12:18:22

      Hear, Hear…bad comb-overs and bumpits for all!

      Reply

    • AFM
      May 01, 2011 @ 18:17:23

      Now you could really make some money on that bumper sticker, LOL.

      OMG, this country will go into a deep deep deep depression if you get those two. I honestly don’t know if the country could take it. It will be double dish of hate, hate, hate. The two of them have so much ego I just don’t think they will play nice together. Heck if they should win she would be trying to find a way of getting rid of him. No, no, no I don’t think we all could stand it. On the other hand the funny men/gals will love them.

      Reply

  4. SarahHalfTime
    May 01, 2011 @ 13:01:36

    *snort*
    “You’re Fired/I Quit”

    However, I am from Wasilla, so a
    “I Quit/You’re Fired”, would be a better bumper sticker.

    Just think, the Beehive can cash in and start offering a “comb over” stylin for men.

    Reply

    • Syrin
      May 01, 2011 @ 13:37:29

      I just heard from my niece who cut Willow Palin’s hair last week. Beehive is OUT! Palin has kicked them off the bus! TLC came and did a pilot of that show I told you all about. ..Alaska CUTS! It wasn’t so supportive of Palin so she pulled her support. Don’t know if it’s gonna ever be seen by the public.

      Reply

      • lillibird
        May 01, 2011 @ 18:11:29

        I understand a girl named Brenda L, who owes her own shop in Anchorage now cuts Sarah’s hair..heard anything like that?

      • lillibird
        May 02, 2011 @ 11:29:02

        The salon is called-Salon EXTE Hair Design Studios..time for some hairclipping..DNA
        The mother of the owner brags about her daughter cutting Sarah’s hair..hehe don’t think I’d brag about that. Yes I know the mother and daughter.

    • Syrin
      May 01, 2011 @ 13:38:46

      *snort* That’s so good!

      Reply

      • Mallard
        May 02, 2011 @ 13:48:40

        Hey Sighren: I am waiting to see how you tie a slam on Palin in with the demise of Osama Bin Laden. Come on, I know you can do it! Please don’t disappoint us.

  5. Bigtoe
    May 01, 2011 @ 13:06:49

    Dumb and Dumber; Oh happy day. Please, please, please, please please!!!!!

    Reply

  6. Elizabeth
    May 01, 2011 @ 13:46:00

    Sorry folks, my sense of humor doesn’t extend that far: Trump/Palin? Don’t even joke about it!! We might get stuck with it.

    Reply

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