For most of this week, I was all set to go ballistic on Donald Trump, who is toying with the idea of running for POTUS.*
Then I go to thinking (make your own snide comment) — a Trump candidacy would be a great thing for the media. There would be so much to write about and laugh about and maybe even cry about. I mean, really. What’s wrong with a non-politician running for president?
We’ve had a lot of dunderheads in the White House over the years and Trump couldn’t be any worse than some of the others. And you have to give him credit for President Obama finally giving out his birth certificate. And Trump wasn’t happy with the document released by the POTUS. He wants it “examined” by experts to make sure it’s real.
But I have it on very good authority that the Pentagon is going to make sure the birth certificate is given the green light of approval because it would be a national security nightmare if it’s proven that President Obama truly was born outside of the United States.
If that could ever be proven, chaos would erupt both in our beloved country and around the world.
One repercussion that is being kept a secret would be that every U.S. taxpayer would get a full refund of every tax dollar paid in during the faux President’s term, should he be proven to NOT be eligible for president.
Other fallout could involve the scores of the past three Super Bowls being reversed; American Idol winners would have to give up their titles; Conan O’Brien would get The Tonight Show back; gasoline would go back to $2.50 a gallon; and last, but least, Sarah Palin would assume command of the Oval Office.
But like I said, the Pentagon and the Joint Chief of Staffs (sounds like the guys who ran my dormitory back in college) are keeping a lid on this birth certificate situation and will not allow the document to be proven false.
And speaking of Mrs. Palin, I think she would be a great running mate for Mr. Trump. We can only hope.
A Facebook page for this amazing duo has been created.