Tea Party Christmas Pageant Was Cancelled

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – The Tea Party’s plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

“We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

“We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O’Donnell lined up,” she said. “One more Horseman and we’re good to go.” More here.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. WakeUpAmerica
    Dec 26, 2010 @ 19:10:37

    Very funny and spot on!!

    Reply

  2. TruthSeeker
    Dec 27, 2010 @ 09:12:23

    Great lines: “We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

    Syrin, I hope you report why the Tea Party now has to cancel their New Year’s Eve party 🙂 🙂

    Reply

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