WikiLeaks: Hacking Palin’s Brain Proves Fruitless

WikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Palin’s Thoughts, Finds Nothing

(The Borowitz Report) – WikilLeaks has finally met its match.That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking halfterm Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty.

“I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location.  “There’s nothing there.”

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.”

The WikiLeaks founder said that his discovery about Palin’s brain is good news for her political future: “Most politicians have to worry about their private thoughts coming back to haunt them, but that clearly isn’t going to be a problem for her.”

For her part,  halfterm Gov Palin seemed to be relishing her role as the one politician in the world who has nothing to fear from WikiLeaks concerning her brain data. But, there is 23 months of an unethical record in Alaska that might provide for a another document drop.

On Twitter, she addressed the following message to Mr. Assange: “How’s that Wiki-Leaky thingy workin out for ya?”


3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Syrin
    Dec 07, 2010 @ 09:14:04

    I just had to post this to have it available… I’m laughing so hard…I thought it was clever.


  2. Kevin
    Dec 08, 2010 @ 21:29:27

    “Sarah Palin said that in deciding whether to run for President, she did a lot of soul-searching, but was unable to find it.”


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