Sarah Palin: ‘Bachelorette of Arts in Some Kind of Communications (with minor in Journalingo)

This is one of the funniest open letters to the arrogance and indeed, the towering intellect that is Sarah Palin.

An Open Letter to Sarah Palin, Politician, Mom, Innovatrix

Readers. Readers. Perhaps it is time to salute, the innovation used in the language of Sarah Palin.

When one of her tweets contained the neologism, refudiate, numerous attempts were made to sully her name. She tweeted back, "Hey, call me Shakespeare." So everyone did, using the hashtag #Shakespalin. Soon, the Twittersphere was filled with Shakespearean pastiches –favorite by far: "Shall I compare thee to a Tina Fey?" So, to Mrs Palin and her creative veriosophy, here is FC's hommagination to the queen of the teabaggers, a special, open letter.

Dear Sarah

We are all fans of innovation. And you, Sarah, are the most innovationist of them all. Not only with your maverickian stance on language, but the fact that you are bidding to be the first female in U.S. history to be both presidentialator and Innovatista.

Case in point, your kids' names: Trig, Bristol, Pup, Skisledge and Hambone (copy editor: please check spelling on those last two). If that isn't innovation, I am a banana. Sure, we can attribute the clever names to your Bachelorette of Arts in Communications (with minor in Journalingo), but the real source of brilliance is your fertile imagina.

In fact, the closer we examine your life (via Wikipedia entry), the more we realise just how much you and Shakespeare have in common. Perhaps a rogue bit of DNA was carried on the wind from late 16th-centurion England over to America. A Shakespore, if you like.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. sjohnson
    Jul 21, 2010 @ 14:51:00

    Ha! That's great! Way too funny.

    Reply

  2. Syrin from Wasilla
    Jul 21, 2010 @ 15:07:00

    This is still going on… Here's a list of just a few..

    Thou marvell'st at my words: but hold thee still; Tweets bad begun make strong themselves by Bill. Can I call you Bill?
    Maverick upon my head placed a fruitless crown And put a barren sceptre in my gripe, Thence to be wrench'd by a voter's hand #shakespalin
    RT @TPTMcGovern: If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you investigate us, do we not quit? #shakespalin
    Who can be unwise, dazed, intemperate and furious, Disloyal and partisan, in a moment? Palin. #shakespalin
    RT @SirHellsing420: @Shakespalin "A Palin thinks herself to be wise, but a wise Palin knows she's only a fool." #ShakesPalin
    What is a woman, If her chief good and market of her time Be but to snipe and do live feeds? a beast, no more. #shakespalin
    With stupidity I hath made my masterpiece! Most egregious word murder hath broke ope The Twitter's satirical temple. #shakespalin
    RT @aksyrin: @shakespalinShrill thy wench Shrill! It's thy ignorance that thus is seen in you..
    RT @aksyrin #shakespalin Tis was once spoken by thee.. That thy can do what ever thy wilt, until the court seth that I can not!
    RT @tydestra: @shakespalin Parting will not be sweet sorrow, if only Palin will go away and not return in the morrow… Any morrow #shak …

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