It’s Not Sarah’s Fault…Just Ask Her

By Shannyn Moore 

A 10 Month Accounting of Blame…

Troopergate was her brother-in-law's fault.

Walt Monegan was a rogue commissioner.

Neglecting a vetting of Palin's appointed replacement of Commissioner Monegan wasn't her fault, she didn't know Chuck Kopp had a sexual harassment charge. His 14 day employment was rewarded with a $10,000 severance package.

Her public press conference, pro-Pebble Mine stance during a contentious election was the fault of a "Governor's hat" wardrobe malfunction and possibly Tim Griffin.

The legislative investigation wasn't her doing. It was a "Democratic driven, partisan witch hunt" voted on by 10 Republicans and 4 Democrats after Sarah Palin challenged them with Bush-like bravado "Bring it on!"

When her church was burned, Palin blamed it on the attention she was receiving from people who didn't like her.

The Branchflower Report's "guilty of abuse of power" findings weren't her fault; she filed her own ethics complaint and would release those favorable findings the day before the election.

When an Anchorage based right wing radio host disagreed with her policies, in an email she blamed it on, "…some evil stuff going on with him."

Her criticisms when her witch hunting, governor-anointing pastor, Pastor Muthee, was exposed, were the fault of people who hate Jesus.

Her failed interviews were Katie Couric's and Charlie Gibson's fault. She called them "Gotcha questions."

The interview complete with compliments about the porno "Nailin' Pailin'" with "Sarkozy" poser shock jocks was the fault of McCain Campaign staffers.

Her exorbitant wardrobe was the RNC's fault.

Her charging the state per diem to sleep in her own bed and flying her family around the country at state expense were nothing more than petty ethics complaints from whiny constituents.

Her daughter's problems are Levi's fault.

Her VP political loss was John McCain's fault.

Her image problems are Tina Fey's fault.

Turkeygate was the cameraman's fault.

Alaskans damn near starved in Western Alaska last winter because they didn't have enough cookies or Jesus.

The resignation of Attorney General Talis Colberg had nothing to do with the advice he gave Todd Palin and aides to ignore subpoenas. She blamed it on the "harsh political environment"created by lawmakers.

Palin thought Ted Stevens should "step aside" when convicted last fall. When Eric Holder overturned Steven's conviction, Palin thought Begich should resign.

When 6 million gallons of stored oil sat at the base of an erupting Mt. Redoubt, it was Homeland Security's issue, not her fault.

The empty Juneau Senate seat wasn't on her; it was the Senate Democrats' fault.

When Palin blew off a meeting with lawmakers in Juneau to have a press conference with Wayne Anthony Ross, the legislative leadership called a heated press conference of their own. Palin blamed them for not having the meeting "telephonically"…then it got messy.

Her failed appointment of a "if you can't rape your wife, who can you rape?" secessionist, gun toting attorney general, Wayne Anthony Ross, was the fault of the Alaska bloggers.

The failure of Palin's bills last session were the fault of partisan legislators.

In March, the governor said she wasn't "rejecting" the stimulus money, she just wasn't "accepting" it. It was Obama's fault for the national debt.

The inability to follow through with multiple speaking engagements had nothing to do with Palin's commitment phobia,. It was a misunderstanding with scheduling.

When a legislative aid made copies of an article Palin didn't like, she went to his office and blamed him for letting his boss know she wouldn't be in town for the last days of the session. Really.

After making a speech, Palin was accused of lifting words from Newt Gingrich and Craig Shirley in 2005. Palin's attorney said it wasn't her fault, she said Newt's name twice.

The ethics complaints against the governor were "unscrupulous" and Obama driven.

No one believes the governor's "word salad" as an explanation for her resignation, but that's the fault of an Alaskan blogger — me.

She blamed the ethics complaints for costing Alaska "millions of dollars", except they weren't. It was less than $300,000 and of that, $187,000 was from her own politically motivated complaint, filed on herself to distract an interested public from the damning Branchflower report.

Sarah didn't want the travel costs of a "lame duck governor" to be billed to the state, and blamed her resignation on it in part…but she flew, on state dime, the equivalent of Miami to LA in the seven days since resigning.

She has half a million dollars in personal legal bills and must resign, blaming ethics complainers for her expense…but those legal bills will be paid in full, courtesy of her massive legal defense fund.

Levi says she's out for the money…but his opinion doesn't matter. She blames his opinion on having a movie deal in the works.

It's Rahm Emmanuel and President Obama's fault that Sarah Palin has constituents who think she sucks at her job.

Under the Palin Administration, the Department of Health & Social Services has been so poorly managed the federal government has forbidden the state to sign up new people until they get their act together. So, I guess that would be the fault of people who are both poor and sick and old.

The Constitutional crisis created by Palin's resignation isn't her fault, the legislature should have seen this coming years ago.

It's not Sarah's fault she's married to a man who was part of a secessionist political party, the Alaska Independence Party. No, it's the fault of "gotcha" voter registration.

No, Governor Palin, your losses are your fault.

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full here.


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12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ken
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 15:21:00

    again these are almost identical charges brought against obama on the conservative sites in the past week ,you just change the name.except the resignation,no such luck there


  2. Snowy
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 17:14:00

    Well said, Syrin. It seems that Saint Sarah still has some Republicans fooled.


  3. Snowy
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 17:17:00

    Sorry, it should have been attributed to Shannyn. Thanks for posting.


  4. ken
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 17:58:00

    well thats the top three serial liberal fascist's on vox that agree with you syrup,are you seeing the trend yet.


  5. You Betcha!
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 20:29:00

    Ken – what is a fascist? Almost every time you post, you use a term to describe either liberals, or President Obama. Please explain in detail, thank you. I wasn't around during the Hitler years, so I need some discussion of exactly what a fascist is, and why you call liberals that (is it just some liberals, or all?). Thank you!


  6. ken
    Jul 20, 2009 @ 22:34:00

    is it all liberals no! is it alot of the obama era liberals yes.a fascist is one who see's his idea,his program, as the only possible one that will work,and will do everything in his power to shut down any threat to his program or idea,that so many liberals are turning into fascists is scary,if you need more then this google''afscist'' or better yet google chavez and see how he got his start,he was considered a man of the people and quite the liberal,i think most people will admit that he has turned into a full fledged liberal fascist.


  7. xango_xango
    Jul 22, 2009 @ 09:58:00

    Just passing thru –

    I like to thank the Personnel Board, Ken and JB, VanPhlem/VanFlea, Megaphone, Mr. and Mrs.Greta, Toad, and all of the Palinbots for enabling GINO right out of office.

    Aloha Syrin – my campfire will be burning this weekend and I'll be thanking you for bringing this to my attention a long time ago. Thank you Alaskan sista!


  8. sjohnson
    Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:12:00

    Ken, you need to go look up the word "fascist" in the dictionary. I think you have a misconception about the meaning. Certainly, we could give numerous examples of the C4P site exercising fascist behavior.


  9. ken
    Jul 24, 2009 @ 19:00:00

    that three of vox's most liberal tunnel vision'd,i demand my way is the only way liberal fascist's now are in total agreement with syrup is no surprise to me.that a fascist can be from any party,any side of the isle is stated on many sites when you google ''fascist''that it fits obama and his gang from chicago is no chance happening


  10. sjohnson
    Jul 24, 2009 @ 19:28:00

    First, your post makes little sense with your poor grammar and punctuation. Second, key to being a fascist is controlling the news. Since you are able to spew your hatred and crap freely here, that pretty much kills your theory that Syrin is a fascist or that any of the posters is. You sound like someone who wants complete control over what is allowed to be said, sort of like Mansour over at the Sea of Pee-ers site. Perhaps you would be happier in Iran.


  11. sjohnson
    Jul 24, 2009 @ 19:32:00

    Furthermore, Ken, the beauty of being an American is that we can express ourselves freely, short of inciting riots or spreading libel and slander. If you don't like what is here, go elsewhere. If you choose to stay, be polite in your disagreements.


  12. xango_xango
    Jul 27, 2009 @ 07:00:00

    Ken, thanks for the reminder of what's hiding in Palin's closet! Twilight Zone Music


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