THIS JUST IN: Palin Resigns Governorship to Become Full-Time Celebrity

Meetings Especially Irritating
Frustrated by the day-to-day encumbrances of governing, Sarah Palin today announced she is resigning so she can focus all her time on being a celebrity. Starting on July 25th, Palin will be free to travel the talk show circuit, present awards, sign autographs and be introduced at banquets without having to worry about running the country's largest state.

At a press conference in front of her Wasilla home, Palin explained her decision with three words: "Meetings, meetings, meetings." Palin also rejected speculation that this is in preparation for a run for the White House. "I just want more time to be with my family and to be famous," she said, adding, "There simply wasn't time to do those things well and be Governor. Something had to give."

CORRECTION: Though Palin didn't actually say any of the above, she did say something about wanting to 'affect change, without accountibility to her her present vocation.' Why she'd choose a Friday of a holiday weekend to start affecting, and than invite the same group of media that she suggested have undermined her every move however, remains a mystery.

Posted by Alex_Sheshunoff

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. JCarter
    Jul 10, 2009 @ 09:54:00

    I see the idiot Governor of our State (Texas) has asked the Bimbo to help him with his campaign.

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  2. Syrin from Wasilla
    Jul 10, 2009 @ 10:47:00

    Thanks JCarter, idiot runs deep, don't it?….
    Seriously, do all the Palindrones have morning conference calls?Do they share the same silly, non-sensical talking points? "I can't handle the pressure of being governor so I am prepared to be president" theme is laughable and absurd. Sarah Palin is highly unethical, there are consequences to that kind of behavior.

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  3. JCarter
    Jul 10, 2009 @ 15:37:00

    Idiots love Bimbos and vice versa ! ha

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