Palin, via Twitter: God told me to sue …..

Wonkette has a post up about @AKGovSarahPalin's crazy late-night twitter bender. She's gonna have to give up that handle, no? Anyway, after you slog through all the crazy ungrammatical Palinglish rambling, the point seems to be that a "higher calling" has directed her to file anti-defamation lawsuits against a number of news websites for having reported the news that she quit her post as governor of Alaska.


From Wonkette:

[A]fter crazily quitting her elected position as governor of Alaska, via an alarming backyard last-minute press conference void of any explanation , at the classic 4 p.m. hour of the Friday-Holiday news dump, Sarah Palin is now twatting on the twitter about how her Anchorage attorneys are going to SUE THE AMERICAN MEDIA, for saying "WTF?" Honestly, this is what Sarah Palin twatted on Saturday Night, July 4th, Independence Day, in America.

Her link goes to (of course) Scientologist nut and sub-literate weirdo Greta Van Susteren's blog on, where Greta has helpfully (?) posted seven pages of legal threats from Palin's lawyers, although you can't actually read beyond the first vague page of whining bullshit, because Greta/Fox can't figure out how to operate the Internet.

But, from other websites, we gather Palin's lawyers plan lawsuits against MSNBC, the New York Times, the Huffington Post, the Washington Post, individual bloggers in Alaska, and other such anti-Palin forces such as "rain on your wedding day" and static cling.

Related reading: Anchorage Daily News article, hilarious. Vanity Fair article: It Came from Wasilla (and "Don't Blame Us"). (via @Andrew Baron)

On his excellent "nedslist" mailing list, Ned Sublette wrote this concise and spot-on appreciation of the official text of Palin's goodbye speech:

[W]hat Roland Barthes would have called the pleasure of this text has to be savored in full to draw out its pure nuttiness. It's hard to know what to appreciate more: the all-caps prepositions; the sentence fragments that begin the fifth and sixth paragraphs, the run-on sentences, the frequent exclamation points!, the quotation from her parents' refrigerator magnet, the basketball analogy, the proposed logic of quitting so as not to be a quitter, or the grammatically incorrect final sentence framing the misattributed punchline, which was actually said not by General Douglas MacArthur but by General Oliver P. Smith. I especially like the capital O of "Outside" in "Outside special interests," which reminds us that the world consists of two parts: Alaska, and Outside.

But what I most enjoy is the authenticity of this text; there can be no question that Governor You Betcha wrote it herself {wink}.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ken
    Jul 05, 2009 @ 12:19:00

    good i hope she hits them like a 10 ton hammer,which is what she should have done from the first day.


  2. Syrin from Wasilla
    Jul 05, 2009 @ 13:10:00

    Right, GOD told her to do it. Which GOD? It might be the goddess in her sick head. The goddess sarahfullofcrap. I live in Wasilla, I've known about her lack of devotion to God , community and family through out her life. I can stand very comfortable in claiming she's not a woman of GOD, doesn't have one piece of GOOD fruit to speak of. Her fruit as I have said is ROTTEN to the Core.
    Those opinions come not from God that lead to sin. … Matthew 7:19 "Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Now thats what I'm talkin about! She's going down, quite literally…….


  3. ken
    Jul 05, 2009 @ 17:30:00

    do i mistake her for the blind bible thumper that you are, no.can i see that she has god in her heart,yes..that you hope that palin is going down anywhere or with anyone is most likely another personnal nightmare of yours.but i am sure the first and only true whore is waiting for you.


  4. xango_xango
    Jul 06, 2009 @ 12:49:00

    Alaskans are singing ding dong the witch is dead! It's a joke but it's ringing around the country. Alaskans are relieved of this divisive, lying Governor.


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