Palin Camp Accuses Levi of Acting Like Sarah Palin



Do you like irony? Sure, we all do! Here is a statement Sarah Palin's flack gave to People regarding the recent Tyra appearance by campaign prop and real-life boy Levi Johnston.

"Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep, Meghan Stapleton.

Just a reminder: that is a statement from Sarah Palin's family's flack, not from someone with maybe a leg to stand on re. "flat-out lies" and "gross exaggeration" in the service of "a quest for fame, attention, and fortune."

So, yeah. Levi Johnston was just some regular dumb kid from Wasilla, and then he knocked up his girlfriend, and because his girlfriend's mom was running for vice president as a family values conservative, he had to pretend he wanted to marry Bristol, and he was dressed up in a monkey suit and paraded before the nation as an exemplar of traditional heartland values like "terrible life-altering accidents stemming from lack of proper sex education (and also, you know, being a dumb teenager— it happens, but usually you can do something about it unless national politics are involved)."

Then they lost the election, and because the Palins thought that Levi and his family were white trash, the sham marriage was (thank god) called off, quietly, and Levi was invited to go be on a TV show to talk about the whole thing, and on this TV show he said some reasonable things about how Sarah Palin probably knew he was having sex with her daughter, because "Moms are pretty smart," and apparently that is a GROSS DISTORTION.

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  1. Vivacious_Vixen
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 17:32:00

    My mom just knew I was engaging in sexual intercourse before I hit first base.Who wrote this? I suppose that if I can't stand the heat I should get outta the kitchen, but the wording in this awfully sour. I didn't realize that I couldn't access this from my children's account.


  2. Syrin from Wasilla
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 18:03:00

    It was a quick post from a younger perspective. I fixed it…..I didn't edited it before work, sorry about the language. There is a tone and a tenor to examine here. Different wording but the same view, different generation but the same view. The Palin's are users and abusers and people see that, your politics doesn't matter. What's sad is Sarah Palin comes out and abuses Levi, lies about his intentions and intimidate the Johnstons. In that she has thousands of sycophants stirring up hate for this young man. What gives her the right?
    re. "flat-out lies" and "gross exaggeration" in the service of "a quest for fame, attention, and fortune." Sarah is trying to destroy this young man.


  3. Vivacious_Vixen
    Apr 06, 2009 @ 21:17:00

    [esto es genial]


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